POETRY: Love is an Art, Relax and Enjoy / Shift In
Field Range Lover(s) / Paul Corman-Roberts / 2024
Love is an Art,
Relax and Enjoy
by Sloane Larsen
‘Whenever your lover holds your hand, you feel it as a kind of enjoyment, and this kind of enjoyment would become a kind of love transmission. The touch under the hands of every lover is an art, and love has been born since then.’
– The Lovers
These instructions contain everything you need to know about your new lover.
Instructions and precautions:
1. Ensure you clean your lover with a soft towel or sponge and dry completely
before use.
2. Do not heat up an empty lover. Make sure there is at least some oil, butter,
liquid, or food in your lover.
3. Do not put your lover on high heat or overheat before your lover has been
preheated.
4. For the best non-stick performance, please add at least a spoonful of oil before
each use.
5. Stay away from metal when loving, to avoid damaging your lover. Silicone or
wood is always recommended.
6. Do not clean your lover with steel wool, scouring pads or any abrasive material.
7. Do not pour cold water on your lover when they are still burning hot. Allow your
lover to cool and clean using warm soapy water.
8. Hand washing is recommended to extend the life of your lover.
9. To prevent unnecessary burns, please wear cotton gloves to handle your lover
for a long time, as lovers may get hot.
10. Please handle with care when loving.
Warranty:
Your lover is warranted to be free from defects under normal household use. The lovers’ obligation shall be limited to repairing or replacing. This warranty does not cover damage caused by incorrect loving, or if your lover is banged or dropped. Decisions as to the cause of damage are the responsibility of the lovers.
A Gentle Shift / Sloane Larsen / 2024
Shift In
by Paul Corman-Roberts
Remove the gentle shift in your erasure from its package
as pictured insert the entire soft end of the gentle shift
of your erasure straight back into your nostril
less than one inch, or until resistance is felt.Slowly rotate the subtle shift of your erasure gently
rubbing it along the insides of your nasal passage
several times then gently remove the subtle shift
in your erasure using this same process in your other nostril
with the same end of the shift of erasure.Put the tip of the shift in erasure into the slush pile.
Move it up and down ten times to ensure sufficient
amount of sample extraction is extracted.Remove the erasure while pressing against
the sides of the slush pile to ensure
the maximum amount of liquid
has been squeezed from the gentle shift
in yourPlace a highly subjective filter over
the slush pile & immediately dispense
three drops of extracted fluid into
the testing receptacle.Proceed to wait for a decision
from the testing receptacle who
appreciates your patience
with this process.Gentle slush pile
erasure.
